The TikTok exotic fruit specialist Fitshortie, or Simon, has a pretty cool life sampling natural exotic fruits on video. Some of them look pretty awesome! But with such knowledge and experience,

"The longest banana in the world," he proclaims. "Tastes almost like a regular banana, but a little more starchy." Hmmm... it's almost like he's not actually eating a banana, but a different fruit altogether!

Simon is a proponent of the raw food diet, and has a weight loss website with his partner Tina that advertises his "30-day raw food challenge." Perhaps it's a bit easier to believe that stuff when you have plentiful exotic fruits at your disposal. Despite Simon's banana mixup, (and his cringeworthy fake chop), it's hard not to enjoy his other videos and mouth watering descriptions of fresh fruits we can only hope to someday try.